Round 14 Winner

The winner of round 14 of The Chad Medal is America. If you hadn't already come to the conclusion that Americans are moonshine drinking, sibling loving, gun toting fuckwit megalomaniacs before the death of Osama Bin Laden, then their over the top reaction to his death allayed ( or is that Allahed ) any doubts anyone would have had.

"And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof thru the night that our flag was still there "

"And where is that band who so vauntingly swore That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion, A home and a country should leave us no more! Their blood has washed out of their foul footsteps' pollution "

"Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation. Then conquer we must, when our cause is just, And this be our motto: " In God is our trust " "

Just a few excerpts from the Star Spangled Banner which go to prove that Americans are a bunch of dickheads. All balls no fucken brains - yeehaw lets bomb the fuck out of everything BillyBob. They don't need war to fuck their country, years of inept political mismanagement have bent their country over and opened up the KY jar. " Then conquer we must, when our cause is just " yeah we all know the only two causes you cunts think are just - raping the resources from the nations you 'intervene' and being able to puff your fucking chests out saying we are so fucking great, a giant fucking pissing contest. The rest of the world is on to you cunts, we're all just hesitant to intervene in case Cletus and his ten eyed sister push the wrong button and vaporise us all.

Yeah you're so fucking great, so why the fuck did it take 10 years and billions of dollars to find a hairy old cunt who sits at home watching himself on tv? Bin Laden's old man died in Saudi Arabia in 1967 when a US pilot 'misjudged' a landing. So you knew the family were fucken shonky yet you let little Obama, sorry Osama grow up into the gonad he became.

Have a look a CNN and the American media is constantly showing and condemning mad fundamentalist nutbags celebrating en masse when they blow up and kill people, yet when the yanks found out that Bin Laden was dead they ran out to the streets dancing, singing, pissing on and generally acting like a bunch of ignorant fuckwits. Do you fuckers really think that's the way survivors of 9/11 or their families would have wanted people to react? Make no mistake, the world is a far better place for that cunt being dead, but to go on like the American public did smacked of hypocrisy and ignorance, two things that America has deeply entrenched in their society and culture.

So America, you as a nation can rejoice again as you are the best in the world at something, being a bunch of complete fuckwits, and that is why you have won this weeks' Chad Medal. Celebrate as only you know how, drink some moonshine, fuck your sister, and accidentally shoot uncle Hoss in the arse after mistaking him for a cougar.