It's been a couple of weeks since the last posting and the reason is fucking Optus providing a shithouse Internet service. I had quite a few nominees listed but they're that old they're more dated than a Port Power premiership shirt so I canned them. You pay good money for a supposedly reputable Internet company to provide you with a reliable service but what you get in reality is a useless pack of shite which leaves you standing with your dick in your hand for weeks while they try to explain that your modem is not compatible ten fucking times,despite the fact up until recently it was fine and then it was changed for another which you also said was no good. Well you're fucken wrong Ryan, fucken Ryan my arse, how many Ryan's have you ever spoken to that sound like Apu from The Simpsons? They don't listen to anything you tell them, they just spout off their Optus handbook bullshit. So I in the meantime am forced to spend extra coin on another internet provider whilst these arseholes take my money for nothing, somewhat like what Troy Chaplin does at Port.
So needless to say you don't have to be a rocket scientist to work out who won the awards this week, hopefully normal service will resume next week but if I get my hands on 'Ryan' I may be in a Mumbai lockup after I've throttled the prick.
