Intro

The Chad Medal is a prestigious medal awarded to the fuckwit of the week. It is named in honour of one of the world's bona fide fuckwits, Chad Cornes. The public are free to nominate anyone they feel is deserving of winning the Chad. Nominations must be submitted by Friday 12pm each week and an esteemed panel of judges decides the winner.


Friday, May 13, 2011

More Round 15 Nominations

  • Channel 10 - 11am Sunday morning - The Circle highlights. Lets watch 30min of that fat sheila crap on about how the weight she is porking on is bacause she's up the duff and not just because she can't stop sticking her snout in a trough full of lard.They aren't even fucking trying anymore are they?
  • Isobel Redmond - proved that politicians are low on both sides of the political spectrum by putting up a Liberal Party tent at the Mothers Day Walk at Elder Park. To promote yourself like that such an event is fucking pisspoor, you should shack up with Media Mike, it seems you are of the same cloth after all.
  • Port Power - fucking hilarious, Hawthorn played a quarter of footy and belted nine colours of shit out of them.
  • Unley Oval - it is a shithole. They leave dogturds on the ground, you can't get a park closer than Mt Barker, and you can only get into half the ground to watch which means you are forced to be in close proximity to the Sturt fuckwit supporters.
  • The Advertiser - put a picture of Kate Middleton going shopping as their front page. And you wonder why the eastern states take the piss.
  • Alicia Silverstone - named her son Bear Blu. Fuck celebrities are cunts, that poor kid is gonna get the piss taken out of it for the rest of it's life. Hey Bear, do you shit in the woods?
  • Australia's Got Talent - after viewing 5 mins I can categorically say no it fucking doesn't.

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