Picking a weekly winner of the Chad does not get any easier. There were so many fuckwits to choose from this week and all are worthy of winning a Chad. There were some perennial nominees/fuckwits such as Matty Knights, Julia Gillard, and Jeff Giescen. Both Julia and the Giesc are past winners of the Chad, but Matty Knights is such a fuckwit that he can’t even win the fuckwit of the week.
The field of fuckwits was narrowed down to Finland, Kellie Underwood and Tracey Grimshaw. Finland went very close. If hosting the World Air Guitar Championships wasn’t bad enough, they went on to host the World Sauna Championships which resulted in the death of one competitor. Fuckwits. And what about Kellie Underwood, runner-up in the World Hopeless Commentator Championships held in Finland recently. She took her game to a whole new level with her description of Lewis Jetta’s first goal in AFL. Fair dinkum, she was so excited that Troy Buswell nearly drowned when he sniffed her seat afterwards. But the winner of this week’s Chad is Tracey Grimshaw. Not only does she front A Current Affair - the name is surely an ironic joke – but she has totally vindicated all of the comments that Gordon Ramsey (himself a bona fide fuckwit) made about her last year. Congratulations, Tracey, and good luck in the next series of the Biggest Loser.
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