This weeks winner has gone very close in recent weeks to snaring a Chad, so it is gratifying to finally award the medal to Michelangelo Rucci.
Rucci has constantly proved himself to be as balanced a journalist as Steady Eddy on the fucking uneven bars with his shit laden vitriol about Port Power. He is a fucking embarrassment, if this cunt is regarded as the number one football journo in this state it is no wonder that the other states laugh their fucking tits off at South Australia. He actually thinks that the rest of Australia give a shit about SA, or of even less importance, the fate of his beloved Port Power, and he thinks that anyone in SA not just Port people - yes both of them - should embrace them and not hope that the cunts wallow in the big pile of shit they have created. He demeans all South Australians when he loads up his editorials, published in the guise of unbiased newspaper articles, about how Port play any meaningful part in the success of the AFL competition, or how the financial woes that the useless dildos have brought upon themselves are everyone elses fault but their own, or why Port have any right to be bankrolled so they survive. Well fuck you Rucci you slimy congealed piece of pig vomit, you are a cancerous polyp on the anus of Australian football and hopefully you go the way of your wonder team, straight down the fucking gurgler.
So why did he win? He's a cunt, end of story. So Rucci here's your fucking medal, why don't you try taking it down to crime converters and make a few quid for that fuckarse team you so blindly support. You're a bona fide fucking dickhead.
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