Round 19 Winner

The winner of Round 19 of The Chad Medal is John Farnham. He wins it because the mulletted old bastard is making another fucking comeback after teasing the public into thinking we'd heard the last of him besides on the odd Carols by Candlelight or Hey Hey special. You've made your money and whilst not my style, you've kept a lot of people happy over the years, granted most of them in the 80-120 year old demographic but each to their own.But for fucksake leave it, retire you geriatric old fart and stay in retirement, for fucking good this time.

Perhaps the thoughts of a long-suffering nation could best be described in an interpretation of one of your 'hits' You're the Voice -

We thouuuught

We were rid of you foreeeever

But you came back again

Ripping off more cash from silly old duuuuuuucks

Why don't you just fuck off

You greedy old cuuuuuuunt

How looooong do we have to put up wiiiiith

Your latest money-making stuuuuuuunt

You're a prick try and understand it

Just fuck off is that real cleeeeear

Fuuuuuuuuuck oooooooooooff

We're not gonna sit in silence

With our bleeding eeeears

Just fuuuuuuck ooooooooff

Surely

Glen Wheatley's paid his debts ooooooff

You can both shut your pieholes

The world iiiiit would be much betteeeeer

Faaaaaaaark

Why don't you retire

You greedy old cuuuuuunt

Listeniiiiiiing to your shit again

I wish I was a deaf and dumb munt

You're a prick try and understand it

Just fuck off is that real clear

Fuuuuuuuuuuck ooooooooooff

We're not gonna sit in silence

With our bleeding eeeeeeeears

Fuuuuuuuuuuck Ooooooooooooff

Faaaaaarnsey

You're making us all vomit

With you're publicity stuuuuunt

How maaaaaaaaany more comebacks are theeeere

Before you go for good cuuuuuuunt

You're a prick, and John you know it

Hear this noise it's crystal clear

Fuuuuuuuuuuck Oooooooooooooff

How much cash are you gonna rip off

Senile piss stained old deeeeeears

Fuuuuuuuuuck Ooooooooooff

( repeat until end of song or until the old prick makes his next comeback )