Dr.Nathan Grills - public health specialist who suggested the Easter bunny should deliver brussel sprouts instead of easter eggs to stop using the easter bunny to promote energy dense nutrient poor food. While were at it why don't we suggest that santa delivers a dog turd in a sock instead of presents for kids as it promotes materialism you fucking arsewipe.
The Schappelle Corby media circus - some fucker in the media has started a rumour that Schappelle's trying to get 10 years cut from her sentence via a plea for clemency from the Indonesian president. Fuck her, do the crime do the time, if you wankers stop publicising every time she whinges we can forget about her and let her fucking rot away in Bali. Might take a while to rot away though, obviously Balinese prison food agrees with her because the wobble arse doesn't look like she's dropped too many pounds ( of weight that is, not hash ) since her incarceration.
Dannii Minogue - tweeted " what is everyone wearing for the royal wedding ?". Firstly who fucken cares, and second, we know what you wear , 14kg of fucken tupperware in the guise of cheeks, lips and fucken tits.
Shane Scriven - top Qld jockey who, after having his whip knocked out of his hand in a race at Ipswich recently, pinched the whip from the rider of the horse beside him. He proceeded to run second whilst if he's just ridden hands and heels the dickhead more than likely would have won the race.
Ausralian Women's Tennis - further proved that Aussie women's tennis is a fucken joke by losing a Fed Cup tie to the Ukraine team which consisted of two dancing bears. They now drop out of the World Group and now get to compete against the might of such powerhouse teams as Burundi and Equatorial Guinea. Fucking bravo well done girls.
Anthony Watts - Sydney Roosters Rugby League player who got pissed and punched a woman in the face then hit her in the back of the head numerous times. He finished off by throwing her on a couch where she cracked her head. You fucking hero, feel like a real man?
Nicole Cornes - the terribly media shy Nicole has turned a light hearted quip from comedian ( yes Stuart Littlemore a comedian, and a fucken funny one you ignorant cunt ) Mick Molloy on channel 10 programme Before the Game into a giant publicity stunt by pursuing the matter in court. Mick insinuated in a light hearted manner that Nicole had rooted former Port Power player Stuart Dew in response to an article she wrote praising Dew. Molloy apologised after he was informed she had taken offence but that wasn't good enough, so she has taken him to court to get another 15 min of fame. She also took her daughter into court to show her that women are not to be treated as objects, or was it to carry more sympathy from the court and the media? It also wasn't a great idea to be escorted by her husband skeletor, when they walked out of the proceedings it looked like an episode of fucken Quincy. And why in all truth would you take offence? You should take it as a compliment that he would suggest Dew would root you, have you seen what Dew is rooting these days? You're not in the same ballpark, state or fucken country.
Mark Ricciuto - former West Adelaide and Crows player has suggested that the dividends allocated to the SANFL clubs from the SA AFL clubs be slashed in the interim so the Crows and Power can put more coin in their back pocket. He used the WAFL as an example of the sort of guide the SANFL could use. The WAFL is fucked, the quality is not a pinch of shit compared to SANFL, so you want to reduce our great comp to that shit standard? He also suggested canning SANFL ressies as it merely provides as a feeder to the SANFL league teams, well fucken duh you cunt. And do you think that if the money is taken away now that it would ever return? By doing what you want you would cripple a great competition and send some of the clubs to the wall. Well fuck you, go and have a cry like you did in your last game after Buddy Franklin fucked the Crows in the arse.As a former West player you would think you would have a little more empathy for the local comp but you have proven that you are nothing but an AFL stooge and a self serving media trogladite.
Villawood Detention Detainees - why the fuck would we want to let these cunts in the country when they torch their lodgings when they don't get their own way? If you're unhappy, fuck off back to where you came from, cunts like you we neither want nor need. I'm sick of my tax dollars paying for fuckarses like these to piss it away.
Tony Abbott - trying to trump Julia Gillard on the issue of mental health, that's like Todd Carney trying to trump Brendan Fevola in a drinking contest.
Julia Gillard - visiting Japan at the moment - fucken stay there. And headbutt the emperor.
Tiger Airways - faces being grounded by the aviation regulator following a series of serious safety and maintenance breaches. They don't need the aviation regulator to ground them, they cancel that many fucken flights they have to pay a parking fee for their planes at the airport. And who would have thought there were maintenence and safety breaches, last time I flew on the cunts I had to flap my arms out the side of the plane to help it take off and they were using used spew bags with TAA printed on them as oxygen masks.
Sepp Blatter - president of FIFA ( Fraudulent Income Fuckarse Association ) is seeking re-election emphasising the need for stability, continuity and reliability in the role. " We do not need revolution within FIFA but the continuous evolution and improvement of our game and our oragnisation ". The cunt sounds like a fucking communist, filling your pockets again comrade?
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