Round 11 Winner

The winner of The Chad Medal by a unanimous vote this week is Gold Coast player Campbell Brown. Campbell earned the award this week via his pissweak elbow on young Western Bulldogs player Callan Ward and his statement that he won't change his game. Campbell has acquired the moniker of a hardman over the years, and he has at times put his body on the line in places that most Adelaide Crows players only read about in books, but his elbow on Ward, a young bloke who couldn't damage a paper bag, was nothing short of pissweak and the trademark of a fucking sniper. The kid wasn't watching and he threw an elbow back into his face, now how is that tough? Then he attempted to whack Barry Hall in the head, but luckily for him missed ( as Barry would've twisted off his head and shit down his neck ), whilst Hall had his head over the ball with no way to protect himself. Hall said it all when he looked at Brown and mouthed that the action was weak. Brown didn't remonstrate with Hall after the comment, obviously he must have agreed with him. Gold Coast recruited Brown to be a mentor to their younger players and someone to base the side around. What sort of fucking example is someone who tries whacking blokes when they're not watching or have their head over the ball? Do Gold Coast want your young kids following that example and turning into a team of snipers? All he's done for them is take away one of their few experienced players for 4 weeks, that's a huge help for a team that relies on a fucking muppet like Harmichael Kunt to shore up their backline. If you wanted someone to mentor the kids in being a first class sniper you should've recruited former Glenelg weasel Alan Stringer, the cunt would've been cheaper. A few days after the incidents Brown was quoted as saying " (I) won't change the way I play ". Well I'm sure Gold Coast will be thrilled to hear that, they've paid you big bucks to play 7 games of footy for the year and set a pisspoor example to the youth of the side. Now I'll admit that I don't think he should have got games for the Hall incident but the intent was still a pissweak act, the statement that he won't change the way he plays shows he's not too flush with grey matter either. If he had been playing 25 years ago you could have been sure that 2 minutes later someone like Rod Grinter or Ronny Andrews would have removed 5 teeth for him, but these days players get their nuts ripped off for that sort of thing so snipers like him roam free without fear of retribution. You don't have to as your old man said " change his style of play, just run around and get the ball, pick up easy kicks like a lot of blokes do ". The rules, whilst granted making it much harder, still allow for hard, tough players eg. Jude Bolton, Joel Selwood,Luke Hodge to survive. What they don't allow is people to hit some cunt while he's not watching eg. you, and that is why you have won this weeks Chad Medal.