More Round 13 Nominees

• Susie O'Brien - Advertiser columnist who normally provides as much quality material as Michaelangelo Rucci finally came up with an article worth reading re the Nicole Cornes/Mick Molloy court case. Only problem is she pinched her fucken material from The Chad Medal! Write your own material ya fucken thief.

• Mr.Lee - South Korean fuckwit who cooked his mobile phone in the microwave, then claimed $4000 compensation from Samsung because he said his phone exploded while being charged. Busted cunt, enjoy your 12 months in jail for extortion.

• Xavier Dupont de Ligonnes - French sicko who, after telling acquaintances he was a secret agentand was leaving to join a witness protection program ( which proved to be bullshit - who would have thought, a Frenchman showing false bravado ) allegedly killed his wife, four kids, and two dogs and buried them in the back garden.

• Barabaki bank officials - your money's supposed to be safest in a bank right? Well not if you bank in Barabaki in India. The bank manager recently opened a reinforced room to discover termites has devoured $222,000 worth of currency, which equates to 222,000,000,000,000 rupees or 103,000,000,000,000 pappadums.

• Donald Trump - " Look at Libya. Look at this mess. I'd do one thing. Either I'd go in and take the oil or I don't go in at all ". Don't forget your banjo and moonshine while you do it ya cockhead, jesus Americans are arrogant fuckwits.

• US Doctors - A team of US doctors did their profession proud when they operated on the of a 4 year old boy only to discover afterwards they had operated on the wrong eye. Was it the right or left one Cletus? Fucking Americans, doesn't it worry you that these hillbilly cunts are one of the most powerful nations on the earth?

• People who stink - fair dinkum how hard is it to have a shower and slap on some fucking deodorant? Must be a fucking brain teaser because the rancid fucker I was standing behind in the supermarket today stunk like a skunk that had been dead for three weeks with another dead skunk stuffed up its arse.