Round 8 Winner

The winner of Round 8 of The Chad Medal is Brendan Fevola. It's been an award that's been overdue for Fev, as he's been making a complete arse of himself for a long time. Here's a quick rundown on the events that have influenced the panel of judges this week:

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  - On March 8 2004 Fev was invovlved in an incident at the Crown Casino but no charges were laid


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  - In 2006 Fev was sent home from the Australian Rules tour of Ireland for getting pissed, making an arse of himself, and putting a bartender in a headlock


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  - In March 2008 Fev was fined $10,000 and stood down from the leadership group by then club Carlton for taking a piss on a window outside a Melbourne nightclub. Carlton didn't delist or suspend him saying that such an action would not assist Fev in addressing his problems. Fucked up there didn't they?


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  - In September 2009 Fev was fined $10,000 ( must be a lucky number, sounds like a game of fucken deal or no deal) and banned from appearing on the Grand Final footy show ( which I would think he would have been happy about, it's a stinking pile of dogshite of a show) for getting absolutely maggotted and making a cunt of himself at the Brownlow Medal ceremony. He then withdrew from the traditional lap of honour for the Coleman Medallist at the 2009 Grand Final and didn't attend the Carlton B & F. Alcohol consumption at both events were down 25% as a result and cleaning bills for both were down 75%.


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  - On March 2 2010 Lara Bingle sued Fev for breach of privacy, defamation, and misuse of her image after a picture he took of her in the buff ended up in Womens Day on March 1 2010. On April 9 the case was dropped. By this stage the cunt's already had more lives than Ricky Nixon.


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  - In September 2010 Qld police announced there would be a formal investigation ( what's the story with a 'formal investigation'? Does that mean they had to wear a black tie? ) into claims that Fev flashed a woman at a Brisbane park. The new suckers on the block the Brisbane Lions suspended him indefinitely pending further investigation. Again the matter was not pursued and the cunt got away scott-free.


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  - On January 1 2011 Fev was arrested in Brisbane on charges of public nuisance and obstructing police. ie he got pissed again and made a dickhead of himself again. You'll never guess but the matter again was dropped and Fev once again walked away, whistling to himself as he downed another bottle of XXXX at Albion Park trots. Fair dinkum what cunts investigated all these events - the fucken keystone cops? But some of the mud finally started to stick to old teflon balls and the Lions decided they had had enough of his shit and granted him indefinite leave and then terminated his contract after medical advice, which said he's a fucken pisspot who specialises in making a total cunt of himself, he's thick as pigshit, and has a gambling addiction that makes David Schwarz look like Nick Xenophon.


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  - After announcing on the Footy Show ( the cunts are quick to forgive and forget when there's a quid to be made aren't they? ) in March 2011 he had gambling issues and had spent 65 days in rehab, he was seen on March 9 2011 gambling at the poker tables at Crown Casino and on March 24 2011 he was seen playing the pokies at the Berwick Inn at 9:30 in the morning. Thankyou Jesus I am saved, for fucksake maybe Gary Ablett Snr should have given some spiritual advice, just stay away from the dodgy motels and young chicks though.

So as you can see from this compelling evidence that a) the police that were investigating his misdemeanours didn't give a rats arse, were fucking hopeless, or were the same cops investigating the Stephen Milne case and b) Fev is a complete fuckwit. Time after time Fev made a fuckwit of himself, and time after time old teflon balls kept getting away with it. Well your times up cunt, nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Everyone has problems in their life, not everyone continues to make a complete cunt of themselves. So Brendan Fevola, you are a worthy winner of this weeks Chad Medal. Now you've been shitcanned from the AFL there's only one organisation dumb enough to give you another go - the NRL.