Round 7 Nominees

Kyle Sandilands - proclaimed that he is Australia's answer to Charlie Sheen. There are some similarities, they're both ego driven, self indulgent, complete and utter fuckwits.

Fat Pat Conlon - Has done for the SA transport system what Terry Wallace did for Richmond Football Club. As someone that looks a dead ringer for the fatcuntfatcuntfatcuntroller from Thomas the Tank Engine you'd think he'd have some insight into running transport. How fucken hard is it to get a couple of trams running ya fucken kranski in a suit. And get a fucken neck.

The 'St Kilda Girl ' - here's an idea you fucking troll, instead of just showing us some footy players making dickheads of themselves whilst they're ploughing you, show us some really startling footage - for instance James Hird telling the truth or Danyle Pearce going for a hardball. And close your fucken legs , keep rooting this many blokes at this rate and you're going to have Sid Waddell by your bedside shouting ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY.

Kamran Akmal - fucking cheating Paki keeper who let NZ's Ross Taylor off the hook twice in one over by firstly leaving a catch that even Geraint Jones would have caught and by then dropping a catch that was going slower than a Julia Gillard speech. Taylor was on 0 and 4 when this happened and went on to hit 130. We might believe that you just had a shit day if you didn't have a track record of being an out and out fucking cheat. Yeah we still remember Sydney you little genital wart. And the fact the stump microphone overheard you singing " we're in the money, we're in the money ". And the cunt looks like the twin of Predator.

Umar Akmal - feigned a finger injury so brother Kamran wouldn't get shitcanned from the Paki team. Again past history sinks this little fucker just like his brother as he had a sook on the last Aussie tour because Kamran was going to get the chop.

Abu Bakar Bashir - radical Muslim cleric who has said about his impending trial " my trial is a political trial. I've been blamed ( for terrorism offences ) because I insist on upholding Islam ".
No cunt it's because you insist on telling your cronies to uphold bombs in crowded areas. And because you look like Rocky from Rocky and Bullwinkle.

The Advertiser - for promoting an ' allstar football team ' that includes Michaelangelo Rucci, Graham Cornes, Ali Carle, Warren Tredrea and Rebekah Devlin. If that's the best you could get, what fucken mongs missed the cut?

Christine Beans - wrote in to the Herald Sun with the following complaint - "last November I purchased two tickets for Michael Buble. The price of the unallocated silver tickets was $129.50 each. When I received the tickets in January they were only for $90 tickets. I have been charged $39.50 per ticket for service fees. This seems excessive. Can I get a refund ? ". Dear Christine, if you are that fucking retarded you would initially pay $129.50 to go and sit through two hours of that warbling cockmuncher you are not entitled to any fucking refund. The additional $39.50 should serve as form of punishment and a reminder not to make such a stupid decision in the future.

Troy West - has been dressing up as 'Catman' at Geelong games and is now fearful of going to future games as there are other cats fans starting up a facebook page wanting to belt him. What the fuck is people's obsession with dressing like a knob to go the footy? You're not clever, you're just an attention seeking fucking idiot. If you want them to stop having a crack 'Catman', go as Troy in normal footy garb, not dressed like Tim Curry in Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Twitter - "I just took a shit. Can't believe I used 8 squares of toilet paper to clean my ring ". Get a fucken grip for fucksake.

Facebook - see Twitter.

Peter Goers - two bob snob who likes to think he's the person who should be giving society advice on what is socially and culturally acceptable, but supports Port Power. Talk about a fucken oxymoron.

Lindsay Lohan - getting rumbled for knocking off a $2500 necklace from a jewelry store. In her defence, she was probably that cooked you could have wrapped an elephant turd around her neck and she would't have noticed.

Brendan Fevola - having just left rehab and admitting he has blown over a million dollars through gambling Fev decided the best way to celebrate his return to Melbourne and a fresh start was ........ to hit the poker tables at Crown Casino.

Victoria - going to host 4000 Indian Amway delegates in December next year. Isn't it bad enough hearing the cunts on the phone?

Tom Kenyon - SA state Road Safety Minister has said speed cameras are used by the goverment not to raise revenue but to lower speed. Yep, and The Fev is off the punt for good ya fucken numpty.

Mel Gibson - pleaded no contest to spousal battery charges in his latest appearance in court. He must have known he was going to get a slap on the wrist, because he looked that relaxed the faces he was making looked like he was halfway through taking a crap.

The SA Redbacks - another shield season over, another fucking embarrassing example of the disgrace that is South Australian cricket. They finished last, they imported 2nd rate tripe from other states, and let some of their few reasonable players go to other states. Fat boy Cosgrove might be a fat pig but he's also the 2nd leading runscorer in the shield comp this year. Ryan Harris made his test debut after fucking off to Queensland, and now Graham Manou has reputedly been given the nudge with Victorian reject Adam Crosthwaite to take his spot. And the second keeper in line is Tim Ludeman, another Victorian reject. At one stage they played 8 recruits in their team, and still kept getting beaten. Hey Jamie Cox you fucknut, how do you know there are no potential future first class cricketers playing in this state if you won't give any of them a go? Why don't you fuck off back to Tassie you ignorant blind cunt.