Intro

The Chad Medal is a prestigious medal awarded to the fuckwit of the week. It is named in honour of one of the world's bona fide fuckwits, Chad Cornes. The public are free to nominate anyone they feel is deserving of winning the Chad. Nominations must be submitted by Friday 12pm each week and an esteemed panel of judges decides the winner.


Thursday, March 10, 2011

Round 5 Winner

The winner of week 5 of the Chad Medal is fashion weirdo, anti-semite and bona fide fuckwit John Galliano. John made a complete fucknut of himself by having one too many Watermelon Bacardi Breezers at a French restaurant and launching into an anti semetic hissy fit at two nearby women diners. He stated that he loved Hitler and that the women's forefathers would have been murdered. Obviously John is not a particularly avid scholar of the tenets of the Third Reich because if he was he would realise that whilst Hitler was certainly no fan of Jewish people he was also not too keen on homosexuals. They also suffered persecution and were sent to concentration camps to be murdered. 1934, Night of The Long Knives, does the name Ernst Rohm ring a bell cunt? No? Fucken look it up. The Nazis had no time for poofs so how do you reckon they would have responded to a dildo who looks like Daniel Johns with hair extensions and who's job entails putting a dog turd on a Karen Carpenter lookalike and calling it fashion? And why the fuck would you love Hitler? He was a mad, weasely, drugfucked meglomaniac with one nut and little mans syndrome. Hmmm, now that I think of it there are some similarities. None the less you are a fucken pillock and a worthy winner of this weeks Chad Medal. Stick it with your World War 2 runners up medal you cunt.

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