Round 8 Nominees

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  Myles Pierce - tried to avert being declared bankrupt by supplying forged documents to the court. The cunt should be declared a fucken nutjob for marrying that gold digging trollop Cathy Jane. Paid back the bikies yet Myles?


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  Etihad Stadium/MCG - $5 for a bucket of hot chips, up 10c at the MCG and 20c at Etihad. Are you still going to charge the same for stone cold fucken chips because the ones I had last year at Etihad were as cold as Elizabeth Taylor. Heavy beer $6.50 at Etihad up 30c and $6.40 at the G up 20c. You money grabbing cunts. Salad rolls, pita wraps and some gluten free items remaining the same price - who the fuck goes to the footy to eat healthy.


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  Kevin Sheedy - recently seen at Adelaide Airport sporting a bandaged wrist. Reputed to have incurred the injury giving Danyle Pearce a reach around whilst trying to sign him to Bogan Western Sydney.


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  Tony Gillard/ Julia Abbott - remember why these cunts are employed, to represent their electorates and improve the country. All these two cunts do is bitch and moan like a pair of three year olds and try to say how bad the other one is. We are in a sorry fucken state if this is the best two candidates to run the country. " You're a cunt " "no you're a cunt ". You're both right.


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  Brendan Fevola - the hits just keep on coming. Now Fev has parted company with his management company and has made sure we know he was the one who sacked them not the other way round. I'm sure they would be shitting broken glass Fev, losing the services of a washed up fucknut who's got less marketable value than 'bulldog chewing on a wasp' Angela Bishop in the modelling world. And to top it off Fev was seen playing the pokies recently. Not bad for a recovering gambler, that's like a recovering drug addict saying I'm off heroin but I'm going to keep taking ice and choofing.


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  Ricky Nixon - dumb cunt dumb cunt what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do now they've deregistered you.


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  Bernie Ecclestone - F1 boss not bothering to turn up to the Australian Grand Prix. Apparently his missus wanted a root last night but he was too busy so he just her sent a dildo as a substitute, which turned out to be Ricky Nixon.


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  Liberal Party Senators - got the shits at having to sit ONE unsheduled day in parliament. You poor cunts.


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  Arthur Freeman - the fucken animal who threw his kid of a bridge and has claimed he was mentally impaired at the time. The jury are deliberating and your time is coming you prick, your not mentally impaired, you're gonna get reemed like Paris Hilton in Long Bay.


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  QLD Liberal/National coalition - Brisbane Lord Mayor Campbell Newman is running for the leadership once he gets preselection for the state seat of Ashgrove which the LNP don't hold. Current leader Jeff Seeney is the interim leader but doesn't want the job. So you have an unelected arsenut running the opposition and telling an elected official what the party is supposed to tell their electors how the state should be run?.Why don't we just call them Jim Henson and fucking kermit.


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  US Army - obviously they haven't fucken learned after Iraq because the fuckwits are at it again, taking photos of Afghanis that they have killed. How fucken scary is it that these hillbillies are one of the most powerful countries in the world?


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  QANTAS - raising ticket prices for the second time this year. Must be the same cunts who run Etihad Stadium.


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  The Indian Media - After hanging shit on Ricky Ponting for ' damaging ' one of their dodgy tv's, some Indian fucknut then has the stupidity to try and suck up his arse by asking him if he felt like the tragic hero after he hit a ton but the Aussies crashed out of the World Cup. How about asking yourself why millions of your own people live in abject poverty whilst a lucky few live off their misery? Or why you keep sending your countrymen to Australia to take on jobs as taxi drivers when the cunts need help directing them out of their own driveway?