Intro

The Chad Medal is a prestigious medal awarded to the fuckwit of the week. It is named in honour of one of the world's bona fide fuckwits, Chad Cornes. The public are free to nominate anyone they feel is deserving of winning the Chad. Nominations must be submitted by Friday 12pm each week and an esteemed panel of judges decides the winner.


Sunday, February 20, 2011

Round 3 Winner

The winner of The Chad Medal for round 3 is males who wax their body.Unless it is to improve performance in a sport eg.swimming why the fuck would you. According to a website which specialises in this demasculanisation( not sure if that's actually a word but fuck it) of males,some choose to do this to satisfy their own self image or to please a partner. If your self image is that fucked up you feel the need to make yourself look like a twelve year old who's nads haven't dropped yet,you don't need a wax,you need a fucking bullet.Enhances sensory pleasure, so apparently does getting a bolt through your dick but why the fuck would you do that either.This is all a result of this metrosexual bullshit that is turning males worldwide into fucking pillows.Did you know that for $75 you can get someone to wax your scrotum,penis,base of penis shaft,perenial strip and arse crack? Neither did I and reading it nearly made me fucken spew.$75 can buy you a good arvo at the pub,a few beers,a decent counter meal and a couple of bets.Now which would you prefer? For all you sad pricks who indulge in this garbage, cut it out for fucksake,you are embarrassing the male species and are worthy winners of this weeks Chad.

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