Intro

The Chad Medal is a prestigious medal awarded to the fuckwit of the week. It is named in honour of one of the world's bona fide fuckwits, Chad Cornes. The public are free to nominate anyone they feel is deserving of winning the Chad. Nominations must be submitted by Friday 12pm each week and an esteemed panel of judges decides the winner.


Friday, February 11, 2011

Round 2 Winner

The finalists of this weeks Chad award provided us with an interesting contrast. Firstly we had Graham Studley 'I'm a fucken hypocrite' Cornes with his verbal excrement about the cowardice of SANFL teams not competing in the Foxtel Cup, which is purely an exercise to fill the gap between Saturday afternoon AFL and Saturday night AFL and a vehicle to promote the Grogan Western Sydney team. Also skeletor decide it was prudent to verbally excrete vitriol upon the teams who have taken the names of their main sponsors for their ovals whilst conveniently forgetting his former team Glenelg team have done exactly the same thing. Yes, Gliderol oval has been the spiritual home of the bays since 1925 hasn't it you fuckwit.

Matthew Newton has provided us with plenty of comedy value over the last couple of years through his ability to constantly fuck up, be it get pissed and whack his missus or stalk her through the power of technology.

But, by a unanimous decision, this weeks Chad award has gone to channel 7 'reporter' Mark Riley.Mark decided it would be a great PR exercise to take a comment made by opposition leader Tony Abbott about the conflict which resulted in the death an Australian soldier in Afghanistan and turn it into a personal attack.What Tony Abbott was actually doing was addressing complaints made in an email that Australian troops were not backed by adequate firepower in a battle in which Lance Corporal Jared MacKinney was killed in August last year.
After listening to the US officer explain that the troops were well supported,Abbott remarked "sometimes shit happens". Whatever one's political inclination, it could not be argued that this was nothing more than an Australian citizen trying to empathise with comrades of the fallen soldier, and by no means either a political stunt or an exercise in poor taste. How would you have wanted him to respond Mark? Like Julia Gillard and Anna Bligh after the Qld floods he did nothing more than show a dose of humanity and human decency, something which you apparently lack. So therefore you are a worthy winner of the Chad, you are a piece of shit and a disgrace to this nation.

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