Intro

The Chad Medal is a prestigious medal awarded to the fuckwit of the week. It is named in honour of one of the world's bona fide fuckwits, Chad Cornes. The public are free to nominate anyone they feel is deserving of winning the Chad. Nominations must be submitted by Friday 12pm each week and an esteemed panel of judges decides the winner.


Thursday, November 3, 2011

The Chad Medal In Hiatus Week 3

Here is a special song for those cheating cunts from Pakistan, sung to the tune of Wacko Jacko's "Beat It".

[1st Verse]
They told Salman Butt and Mohammad Amir
Don't wanna see your faces, you better disappear
You’re going to jail, for about 10 years
You Cheaters, You Cheaters

[2nd Verse]
You didn’t catch, didn’t do what You Can
Didn’t score runs, or try hard for Pakistan
Uhh...
You wanna be rich, better do what you can
You Cheaters, but you wanna be bad

[Chorus]
You Cheaters, Cheaters
Pakistan wants to be defeated
Showin' how little you care for a fight and
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
You Cheaters, Cheaters
You Cheaters, Cheaters
You Cheaters, Cheaters
You Cheaters, Cheaters
Uhh...

[3rd Verse]
You always get out, drop slip catches when you can
Don't wanna be a winner, when playing for Pakistan
Uhh...
You wanna make cash, better do what you can
You Cheaters, You Cheaters

[4th Verse]
You tell the bookies that you're really not scared
You're playin' for the cash, and you’ll get out for a pair
Uhh...
They'll drop you, and no-ball you,
Then they'll tell you it's fair
You Cheaters, but you wanna be bad

[Chorus]
You Cheaters, Cheaters, Cheaters, Cheaters
Pakistan wants to be defeated
Showin' how little you care for a fight and
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

[Chorus]
You Cheaters, Cheaters
Pakistan wants to be defeated
Showin' how little you care for a fight and
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
You Cheaters, Cheaters, Cheaters, Cheaters, Cheaters

[Chorus]
Cheaters, Cheaters
Salman Butt wants to be defeated
Showin' how little you care for a fight and
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

[Chorus]
You Cheaters, Cheaters
Asif wants to be defeated
But when you’re in battin' not puttin' up a fight and
You’d even get out to a cunt like Cameron White

[Chorus]
You Cheaters, Cheaters, Cheaters, Cheaters
Majeed wants to be defeated
Showin' how easy its to not put up a fight
And just bend over and serve up your shite

[Chorus]
You Cheaters, Cheaters, Cheaters, Cheaters
Mohammad wants to be defeated
Showin' that none of you cunts put up a fight
Whether you're playing at day or at night
You Cheaters, Cheaters

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