Continuing on the musical parodies I give you this tribute serial pisshead and bonafide fuckwit Brendan Fevola, sung to the tune of The Kinks "Lola".
He got pissed as a cunt at the Chaz Brownlow
When he drank his weight in beer, bourbon and cola
Beer bourbon and cola
He walked up to Judd and he asked him to dance
Judd looked at him and in a pissed off voice said Fevola
Go get fucked Fevola
He's far from the world's most intelligent guy
Makes Steven Rowe look like A.Einstein
Yep Fevola, what a dumbfuck Fevola
Always pissed and thinks with his gland
He's got all the charm of the Klu Klux Klan
It's Fevola, on the punt at Penola
He drank like a fish and punted all night
But then to Carlton's great delight
A phone call came from the Lions Vossy
He said hey you pissed cunt come and play for me
He thought a flag could result with this guy
The Fev fucked up, but seriously he's Fevola
A total zoccolla
Signs X with Crayola
Fucked up again, then tried to implore
For a chance more, got down on his knees
Voss said you've a better chance at AR race 3
Ya should've known he was going astray
Predictable as fucken night and day, he's Fevola
A fuckup Fevola
He assaulted the cops and molested the girls
Then nude pictures of Bingle's tits unfurled
Hey Fevola,a cunt act Fevola
Brisbane finally showed him the door
No shock that David Schwarz is his mentor
He's fucked up his life, now he travels the land
Less future prospects than Collette Mann
He's now just a wasted flash in the pan
Still acts like a retarded orangutan
Yep Fevola
You've fucked up Fevola, Crown Cas highroller
Hehehe Fevola, now drives a Corolla
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