Intro

The Chad Medal is a prestigious medal awarded to the fuckwit of the week. It is named in honour of one of the world's bona fide fuckwits, Chad Cornes. The public are free to nominate anyone they feel is deserving of winning the Chad. Nominations must be submitted by Friday 12pm each week and an esteemed panel of judges decides the winner.


Saturday, October 29, 2011

The Chad Medal in hiatus week 2

For week 2 of The Chad Medal in hiatus The Chad Editor brings you Stephen Rowe, minda extraordinaire,hypocrite, and general all-round fuckwit to the tune of 'This old Man'. I chose a children's song for Rowey as he is of a similar mental age to a grade 3 child and wouldn't be able to comprehend anything any more advanced.
Stephen Rowe, count to one?
Fat fucking chance the cunt's too dumb
When preggers his mum must've smoked a cone
Fuck off Snoozer fuck off home
Stephen Rowe, count to two?
He still can't tie his fucking shoe
He thought the world of fucking Randall Bone
Fuck off balloon knot fuck off home
Stephen Rowe, count to three?
He's a bigger dumbfuck than KG
He's as entertaining as a fucken dial tone
Ease up turbo fuck off home
Stephen Rowe, count to four?
Plays second fiddle to skeletor
He gets outwitted by a fucken old crone
Pump the brakes big fella fuck off home
Stephen Rowe, count to five?
Still waiting for his brain to arrive
That fucken thick he still can't operate a phone
Gonski cunt go fuck off home
Stephen Rowe, count to six?
Rubbers beat him at pick up sticks
IQ 14 is all Rowey would own
Out the doorski fuck off home
Stephen Rowe, count to seven?
Was still grade two aged eleven
Hypocritical chimpanzee clone
Wooly woofter fuck off home
Stephen Rowe, count to eight?
The fuckwit thinks Neil Craig is great
Not just Neil's tires that the cunt has blown
Sooky lala fuck off home
Stephen Rowe, count to nine?
Hey fucknut paid Eddie that fine?
Did Nathan Bock's mum give you a loan?
Go back to Perth fuck off home
Stephen Rowe, count to ten?
The cunt still can't read Mr Men
We sick and tired of your bullshit, piss and moan
We serious Rowey FUCK OFF HOME

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