I'll keep it this weeks winner's rant short and concise, rather like the obvious lack of education and upbringing of the winner. The winner of the award this week is the dickhead who tried lighting his BBQ with petrol and then tried extinguishing the flames with his hands. Fair dinkum you've gotta be a braindead fuckwit/coach of Port Power to be that stupid. Firstly to try to light a barbie with petrol, for one it's a fucking expensive way to do it, and two it's just out and out fucking retarded. What do ya want on your snags Bill? Fucken unleaded thanks mate. All that's gonna do is cause a fucken inferno and attract unwanted indigenous visitors with the fumes. And secondly, why the fuck would you try and put out a fire with your hands? Unless your name is Johnny Storm, aka the human torch from The Fantastic Four, you're gonna get fucken crispy real quick. So the fuckhead from Qld has won this weeks award, maybe they can get KFC to replace your mutated hands with some crispy strips and a couple of zinger burgers you fuckwit, they'd still be in better nick than Neil Kerley's mitts.
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