Intro

The Chad Medal is a prestigious medal awarded to the fuckwit of the week. It is named in honour of one of the world's bona fide fuckwits, Chad Cornes. The public are free to nominate anyone they feel is deserving of winning the Chad. Nominations must be submitted by Friday 12pm each week and an esteemed panel of judges decides the winner.


Thursday, July 22, 2010

Winner of the Chad Medal - Week 6

Once again, this week's Chad medal had a number of worthy recipients. From the brainless coaching of Matty Knights through to the giggling antics of Shane Watson, there was a wide range of complete Chads on show this week. The top 3 nominations were: the Crows 19th man, Stephen Rowe and Graham Cornes, and SANFL white maggot, Tony Dey, for his third nomination. All three are worthy. The Crows 19th man, or all 40,000 of them, proved what a complete Chad they are by only cheering when instructed to by the "noise meter". Pity they don't install a "jump off a cliff" meter at the ground too. I'm surprised it has taken 6 weeks for Rowey and Cornesy to be nominated. Their interviews have as much depth as Lake Eyre in the middle of a drought. But, in the end, it was a unanimous decision - the winner of the 6th Chad Medal is Tony Dey. For those who have had the misfortune of witnessing him butchering a game of football this year, I'm sure you would agree that this award is long overdue. Congratulations, Tony, super effort. Keep up the good work, with any luck, Jeff Giescen might give you a call and then your talents can be on show to a wider audience.

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