Week 30 Winner

Holy shit, how many fuckwits are there in the world these days? Nominee numbers are skyrocketing like wages for shit AFL players ( see Bernie Vince ). Are these cunts just getting dumber or are we just getting more vigilant, either way it is becoming a much more scary world we are living in. You've got mums with 9 kids in their car having prangs whilst pissed, Warnie trying to look like an anorexic George Hamilton, MP's charging rub and tug appointments to company credit cards, two bob snob cunts from Glenelg not wanting lights at their oval and trying to restrict who they play and when, dumbfuck Port players re-signing, and cunts getting air compressors stuck up their arse,just to name a few. Seriously, what the fuck is going on? Have a good hard look at yourselves people, armageddon isn't going to be fire and brimstone and apocalyptic cunts on horses in the future , it's right fucken now, with arsefuck politicians, mongo cunts trying to outrun speeding trains, and fuckheads naming their kids Nimrod. This is our armageddon, it's the fuckwits of the apocolypse. Society as we know it is being destroyed by halfwitted dildos who wouldn't know if their arse was on fire ( or if an air compressor hose was stuck up it ).

Anyhow, on to the winner of the award this week. Despite the best efforts of voters ( well, me anyway ) to get Glenelg to win ( your turn will come you insipid cockheads ) and a nomination for The Chad Editor for watching an episode of The Block ( which I cannot defend, trust me I'm not proud of it ), the winner of The Chad Medal for this week by a majority vote is Greg Chappell. A great player he may have been, but a coaches's arsehole he is not, and an arrogant cunt he is, apologies for sounding like Yoda from Return Of The Jedi but I'm half stung and don't really give a fuck. I was going to go into a vitriol laden essay on G.S. Chappell and his many faults but thought to do it in song would be more fun. I was going to do the song to the tune of 'cmon aussie cmon ' but thought that's as easy as Georgie McGuinness, so have decided to do it to the tune of our national anthem. So here we go, and if you disapprove, care factor is fuck all.

Oh cricket fans lets us rejoice

for we are again free

of G.S. Chappell's constant shit

sick of the cunt were we

His coaching was at best sub par

Has the charms of Ganguly

He is a cunt, he won The Chad,

Oh Greg now fuck off thee

He may have been a great player

But fuckwit yeah is he

With arrogance and a smug look

He really shits me

He's fucked SA as a dud coach

He fucked the test team's arse bare

He may be an Australian great

but I don't fucking care

you've always been a cunt G.S.,

the Chad's yours, it's fucking fair.