Summer Series Week 7 Winner

Despite the best efforts of the cowardly lion Francesco Schettino to claim the award this week the winner of The Chad Medal Summer Series is the State Liberal Party.The SA Liberal Party have proven they are as able an opposition as the ALP are a government after their appointment of amateur mattress tester Georgina McGuinness as a speechwriter. And going back over the last few years I have come to the conclusion that they are the match- fixers of the political scene, the Pakistan cricket team of politics. The ALP has committed fuckup after fuckup over the last few years and have the Liberals capitalised on this? No, they prefer to say fuck all or stick their feet in their gobs that often they've given themselves athletes foot in their pieholes. Your trying to tell me the amount of times Roly Poly Foley sleazed, lied or just plain fucked up weren't enough ammunition to sink a government alone? Desal plants, Michelle Chantelois, the Port river development, just 3 examples of ALP ineptitude that the Liberals should have dry-rooted the government over. But no the Liberals respond with Martin Hamilton Smith spouting claims that he didn't check to see if they were in any way credible, Vickie Chapman hissing like a cobra with Chad Morgan teeth and Isobel Redmond, the puckered cats- arsed mouthed silent leader. She doesn't do fuck all, if she was a decent leader she would have held the ALP to account for all their fuckups and hammered them like Nicole Cornes over a desk at an ALP convention. And then she has the 'foresight' to employ Georgie McGuinness as a speechwriter, talk about dumb and fucken dumber. Thick ex-Glenelg players tarts don't make the grade in the political scene you stupid bitch, they only give cunts like those who write and contribute to this blog ample material to hang shit on you. I say again, they've had more than ample opportunity to take this state by the balls and make it their own, but haven't due to their own incompetence, or have they got money on the ALP? I know the Liberal party is short of a bit of coin, any chance they had a bit of cash on the ALP to win last election, the old no-ball by 6 inches, dropping Ricky Ponting on 0 at Hobart and letting him get to a double-ton, losing a seemingly unloseable test by deliberate shit field placings and shonky shots to get out? It starts to make sense ( more so if you've had a few beers granted ) when you contemplate that. You've fucken tanked the last 10 years you shonky cunts and you're fucken busted, why else would one of your few credible MP's in Rob Lucas be kept out of the political spotlight, afraid he was gonna bring down the ruse? Go and get fucked, you've won The Chad Medal this week, pull your head in and make this smarmy bunch of wankers in government accountable for their actions, yeah I'm talking to you Isobel Ul Haq, fucken do something for christsake.