Intro

The Chad Medal is a prestigious medal awarded to the fuckwit of the week. It is named in honour of one of the world's bona fide fuckwits, Chad Cornes. The public are free to nominate anyone they feel is deserving of winning the Chad. Nominations must be submitted by Friday 12pm each week and an esteemed panel of judges decides the winner.


Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Summer Series - Week 5 Winner

The winner of week 5 of the Summer Series of The Chad Medal is our old mate Kevin " I'm a victim " Foley. Surprise surprise Roly Poly never took his snout completely out of the political trough after his exit from politics, he was merely going up for air before he gorged himself again the fat cunt. He didn't waste any time at all in becoming a Government lobbyist, which is like putting Malcolm Fox in charge of a childcare centre, a fair dinkum cunt of an idea. After years of doing his utmost to convince people he was a decent, honest person ( which no bastard believed anyway ) he again fucked up by proving once and for all he is a dishonest, shonky, filthy piece of shit who oozes all the charms and graces of Fred and Rosemary West. How about lobbying for an independent inquiry into the ethics of appointing a former Government Minister to a cushy, well paid job advising the same Government he just left in a fucking shambles. Or perhaps an inquiry into the sexual harassment of young females by drunken, slimy, overbearing, egotistical old cunts in nightclubs. Perhaps an inquiry into the amount of times a drunken, slimy, overbearing, egotistical old cunt can get his fucken head punched in before he realises it's not the world's fault it happens, it's his own lewd, lascivious, fucking idiotic behaviour that causes his problems. Inside politics or out, you're a slimy piece of shit Kev,that's why you won the award this week .I'm going to lobby that someone presents you with the award around your fat fucking head in the dunnies in a Gouger Street cafe.

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