Week 20 Winner

It's a Port Adelaide crapstravaganza this week for the awarding of the winners of The Chad Medal and The Eugene. The winner of The Eugene is serial offender Michelangelo Rucci. Just fuck off, this is supposed to be a bloke who is a Port supporter yet seems to love nothing more than sticking the boots in. Personally I love seeing Port cop shit but for this prick to parade himself as a Port man then get the cutlery set out when things go bad proves the true nature of the cunt. Mind you, that's Port to  tee. If this wanker is the chief football writer in this state is it any wonder the eastern states laugh their guts out at SA?
The winner of The Chad Medal is seagull extraordinaire Danyle Pearce. Loves puffing out his chest and acting like a tough guy but is in fact weaker than an Indian Commonwealth Games bridge. Like most seagulls he prospers when running along the boundary line with noone within 50m of him, but when any pressure is applied he crumbles like a fucken Arnott's biscuit. Loves a yap too this cunt, always seen mouthing off at opponents, pity you can't take it back you piss weak squib, as evidenced by his reaction to Will Minson telling him he'd rooted Danyle's mum for half an hour the night before. Did Danyle take it like a man and just accept that this sort of banter is part and parcel of the game? Fuck no he ran off to tell on him like a sooky year 3 kid. You know what you should've replied with - I was wondering why you weren't home last night when your mum was spinning on my cock like a chook on a rotisserie. If that sort of remark affects you that easily you must be thinner skinned than a fucken 90yr old haemophiliac, fucken grow up you pathetic child. He didn't comment on your race, colour or sexuality ( which, coming from Sturt you leave yourself wide open to remarks ), what happens on the field stays on the field. All you have done with your actions is make yourself look even softer than you did before, and that's a fucken stretch. You've won The Chad Medal, why don't you take it home to show mum, might want to knock before entering though, you never know who might be visiting.