Round 21 Winner

As a fitting tribute to the impending Olympic Games we have the winners of this week's awards, which go to show athletes and administrators are equally capable of being total fuckarses. The winner of The Eugene for complete fuckery was a tie between Tamsyn Manou and Jon Steffensen. Both of these two have bitched and moaned about their non selections, one claiming it was racially motivated, the other that a time she ran when she was 8 should be enough to get a gig. Shut the fuck up both of you, it has nothing to do with race,gender or what type of fucken undies you wear. IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT. The reason you didn't get picked is because we don't want our national representatives getting lapped by some cunt from Guinea Bissau, we've already got a fucking embarrassment leading the country,we don't need to give people any more ammunition to chuck shit at us. Tamsyn, fuck off to Saudi Arabia where the only Olympic qualification you need is to have a vagina, and Jon, might be time to move to American Samoa where their qualifiers consist of chasing squealing pigs. In your case it would be like a dog chasing its tail.
The winner of The Chad Medal is the London Olympics, it hasn't even started and it's given me the shits already. The opening ceremony looks like something dreamed up by John Major after a joint, the mascots ( Vaudeville and Hemlock )look like one-eyed dildos  ( batteries not included ), the city is still a filthy shithole, the bloke in charge of security is getting paid a shitload despite not being able to guarantee that a) there will be sufficient security numbers b) that the security they do have will be adequately trained in time c) that some of them will even fucking show up,  and the residents are still a pack of rude cunts. And who the fuck kept synchronised swimming and greco roman wrestling in, for fucksake I know wrestling goes back to the ancient games but if you want to see two blokes getting sweaty dry rooting each other in the guise of sport you don't need it in the Olympics, just go to Sturt footy training. The sooner they get darts in the better. So well done, you're golden Chad awaits you, just don't let those shifty fucken Romanian pickpockets pinch it.