Round 22 Winner

No need for nominations this week, Ricky Nixon has stitched it up. Just when you thought he couldn't be any more or a fuckwit he goes and assaults his new missus and has a crack at the cops when they try to arrest him. Fuckwit. So thus I give you the tale of Ricky Nixon to the tune of Toni Basil's 'Mickey'
Hey Ricky, you're a cunt
Confirmed it with your latest stunt
Hey Ricky
Hey Ricky
Hey Ricky, you're a prick
Again you've shown that you're a dick
Hey Ricky
Hey Ricky
Hey Ricky, you're all class
Beat your missus you fuckarse
Hey Ricky
Hey Ricky
You'd had a busy night
Before the cops had come along
Ok to belt your missus right
Nope again you're fucken wrong
Cunts like you they are a slight
On the human race you mong Ricky
Then Tegan called the bill
Go quietly, no you won't
You're still off your face on pills
Resist Ricky, maybe don't
Fuck it go on do it cunt and the cops'll break your bones Ricky
Oh Ricky what a pity
You don't understand
You don't get to take to women
With a wrinkly old backhand
Oh Ricky what a shitty
Excuse you're for a man
It's turds like you Ricky
Still on the snow Ricky, grog Ricky
D'ya break her arm Ricky?
The Herald Sun follows your moves
Cause it's a cert they know
That every time you move
You'll sink to a new low
Now it's death threats and abuse
How low can you go Ricky
So hopefully a judge will chuck you in the can
Wanna be a deadshit thug
Take what's coming like a man
Ah, question Ricky, question
D'ya like your time again Ricky?
Oh Ricky, get no pity
Cause you understand
You've the charms of a wet fart
Or cancerous anal gland
Oh Ricky, futures shitty
Least your life ain't bland
You're a gutless pig Ricky
And now ya screwed Ricky, screwed Ricky
So take your Chad Ricky