Week 35 Winner

Unlike the farce that was this year's Magarey Medal count, the winner of The Chad Medal is undoubtedly beyond dispute, it goes to the SANFL umpiring fraternity. The standard of the umpiring in the SANFL has been fucking deplorable this year, with players and supporters from all teams ( bar the Eagles who've had an armchair ride from the cunts all year ) scratching their heads wondering what the fuck is going on. Time after time this year these pricks have imposed themselves unnecessarily on the game to pull out a free kick or report for what? Who fucken knows. It seems that these pricks are more concerned with getting themselves noticed than getting the decisions accurate and consistent, and it is shitting me to fucking tears. Umpires are there to apply the rules to the game, and as any football follower would know the best umpiring performances are those when you didn't notice them. Well it's been a bit fucken hard this year with the cunts pulling, to quote RolyPoly Foley, " bullshit " out of their arses. You wonder why the fans and players get fucken frustrated, pull your fucken heads in you cunts, the game isn't about you. Fucknuts like Tony Dey seem to thrive on being complete cunts and fucking up games just so people pay attention to them, well fuck you Tony, and fuck you to the other arseholes who have done their best this year to drag our game down to the level of the AFL ( Arse Fuck League ). One of the great things about the SANFL, that the AFL has all but eradicated, is that you can go and watch a game that involves blokes having a fair dinkum crack and bash into each other. Well these white maggot cunts are obviously under the influence of that greasy dago cunt Demetriou as well because it is becoming more prevalent this year the directive to penalise players and officials for displaying the traits that the game was founded on and has thrived on for over 100 years.

You want proof, well here's a few fucken examples for you -

• Round 15 Norwood v North - Norwood's Taylor Walker gets reported, and subsequently rubbed out for a week for a tackle. That's right, a fucken tackle, the sort that if you didn't lay your coach would tell you to fuck off and play netball.
• Round 16 South's coach Ron Fuller gets reported and cops a reprimand for daring to drop the F word to the umps after scratching his head till it was fucken bleeding trying to work out what the fuck the cunts were up to. Boo fucken hoo, getting a bit precious ya white maggots, if you'd done your job properly in the first place rockin Ronny wouldn't have done his nana. He's trying to get a bunch of kids to get a club that has been a fucken basketcase for years back on the straight and narrow by telling them to go in hard, and you cunts try your best to contradict everything he has told them. Just be grateful he didn't get a fire house and ram in up your arses.
• Round 23 Centrals v North - Centrals' Jason Sutherland was reported for alleged forceful front on contact on a North cunt who went down like Paris Hilton on a random dick at a bus stop. Only problem was he didn't hit him either high or front on, he bumped him in the shoulder. Even the tribunal couldn't defend this level of retardedness and canned the charge. What fucken game were you watching there man in white?
• At the end of the minor round WWT had received 470 free kicks for and 394 against whilst Central District received 419 for and 474 against. Now how the fuck does that happen, pissweak cunts like the Eagles get 76 more frees than they concede and the minor premiers are in the fucken minus by 55. Even a shit team like Sturt who finished bottom and are usually looked after by the umps had a better ratio than that. Are you cunts trying to reward softcocks by direction, are you fucken crooks, or are you just incompetent?
• James Allan won a third Magarey medal - he's a fucken wide receiver, how many times do ya see a ball up where he's last one up at the bottom of a pack or doing the hard yards feeding the ball out to someone running past? I'll tell ya, FUCKEN NEVER. He's a parasite, 40 touches in a game, woo hoo, Kane Cornes did that in the AFL, 40 touches, 10 sideways, 20 backwards, 10 straight up in the fucken air. None more than 25m. You wanna know why he hasn't been given a go at the AFL? He's a Kane clone, does about as much damage as a bloke with a 4mm dick porking a bird with a 4ft wide snatch. Damaging touches - fuck all. Hard ball gets - fuck all. Right to be spoken of in the same vein as deserved three time Magarey Medal winning champion Barry Robran - fuck all. Yet the umps love this cunt. How does this prick get so many votes when his team has had their arses handed to them on a plate? Do you fucking umpires actually watch the game, by gift-wrapping three Magarey medals to this fucken seagull you are making a mockery of our game.

So the SANFL umpires are deserved winners of The Chad Medal this week. They are aiding cunts like Demetriou in white-anting our great comp, and to them I on behalf of all true SANFL followers say pull your fucken heads in you gobshite cunts and stop tearing at the fabric of our game or fuck off.