Fair dinkum there's some fuckwits in the world and this week has proven to be no different. Former Australian cricketers selling their integrity like a cheap whore down the bus station, fuckwits with the memory of goldfish wanting Kevin Rudd back as PM, Kevin Rudd ( hey Kev, with your extensive knowledge of the Chinese language you should be able to get the gist of this - wo cao you now tsan, qu si you Sha bi ), The Commonwealth Bank treating it's parasites to a gala dinner after they've sacked workers, and a dumbfuck who thought swimming the Torrens would be a good idea despite the fact he had all the swimming prowess of George Duncan, just to name a few.
But after careful consideration the leading contenders for the award this week came down to a field of two, Australian Politicians and Amber Halliday. Australian politicians put forward a very strong case, but Amber Halliday's recent column in The Sunday Mail really pissed me off, which in turn clinched her The Chad Medal by a short half head. Therefore Australian Politicians have been awarded the Eugene for their displays of whining bastardry, stupidity, churlish playground rhetoric,complete lack of integrity, and out and out fucking lying. Do we really deserve to call ourselves the lucky country with these fucking dipshits running it? They are a deadset pack of cunts, all of em. Julia Gillard - a two faced lying bitch, Kevin Rudd - a condescending meglomaniacal fucking womble, Tony Abbott - self confessed lying, nut crusher wearing jug eared monkey who only takes one foot out of his mouth to replace it with the other, Julie Bishop - a sour faced, evil troll, Peter Garrett - a complete and total sellout. A man who made his music career out of songs about slamming the government and protecting the environment, but then rolled over and joined the same scum he spent his career hanging shit on, Joe Hockey - a stammering, 35 pie a day buffoon who wouldn't know a policy if it bit him on the arse, Wilkie, Oakshott and Windsor - The three amigos of stupidity, Bob Katter - a strawberry nosed hillbilly redneck, Bob Brown - a butt-fucking clown who holds the country to ransom yet knows less about what it takes to run it than Nicole Cornes. Do ya reckon I've proved my point yet? These are the cunts we entrust to run our country, and all they do is lie, manipulate, argue like 5yr olds, stab their own party members between the shoulder blades, and treat the Australian public with complete contempt and disdain, the same people who they suck up the arse of to get their cushy little jobs. Fuck all of em.
So that leaves us with our winner, Amber Halliday. Amber chose to use her column in The Sunday Mail as a giant whinge about how she can't understand the publicity that surrounds super mare Black Caviar. As I have previously stated this horse is a once in generation phenomenon, it is as close to perfection as you will ever see. People flock to see it because it is that fucken good. It's not fucken Mr Ed you stupid arseclown.If it was a run of the mill animal, like yourself, it wouldn't get any of that publicity. And there entails the problem doesn't it, as you state further down, you are upset that you - who I will concede has been a decent athlete, who got comparatively fuck all coverage, has been upstaged by a horse. So all it comes down to is jealousy, and thankyou oh so much for letting us know how petty and sour you are about it. The most publicity you got was doing a fucken header off the bike that you were supposedly so good at riding. Now while we are glad you didn't peg it after going splat, it does make one wonder if you may still have some of the fucken road embedded in your head if you think you are going to get any sympathy for your media coverage drought through sprouting this sort of complete fucking tripe. I took the liberty of researching the comparative careers of the two combatants, so you the readers decide who you think is more deserving of more media coverage
- Black Caviar's results since 2009 - 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1. Amber Hallidays results since 2009 - 4 1 1 6 2 2 25 1 9 DNF
- Number of times Black Caviar attempted to eat bitumen after being an unco cunt and falling arse over - 0. Number of times Amber Halliday attempted to eat bitumen after being an unco cunt and falling arse over - 1
- Number of time Black Caviar has made a complete fucken dick out of herself by pissing and moaning because people don't give her enough attention - 0. Number of times Amber Halliday has made a complete dick out of herself by pissing and moaning because people don't give her enough attention - 1
I don't know about you but I reckon there's a pretty fucking compelling arguement to support the Black Caviar stable on this one. Amber, you were a good athlete, Black Caviar is great. End of fucken story. All you've done by whining like a little bitch is make a complete fucken fool out or yourself. Never fear though Amber for now you've now won something the mighty Cav will never win - The Chad Medal, for you madam are a fuckwit.
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