Summer series - winner week 2

After careful consideration the winner of this weeks medal is Jesus. It's no surprise the cunt was a carpenter, typical fucken tradie, shows up for a while, says he's coming back, then fucken nothing. He died for our sins apparently, well fuck me the world's come along in leaps and bounds since hasn't it, genocide, violations of human rights, and the Cornes family just to name 3 examples of how he hasn't made fuck all difference. The only thing he started was a church that deemed it fine to be a pack of fucking paedophiles and profiteers who promote his word of doing the right thing, and then go and do the complete fucking opposite. Good work mate, your followers are doing a fucken great job. If you ever do decide to come back you might want to sort that lot out for a start before you start looking at anyone else.

Think about it, a bloke strolling round with twelve others who've got his back telling everyone how they should conduct their lives. Disciples my arse, they were his heavies and he was the leader of the gang. You know what they call that these days - a fucken crime syndicate, yep Jesus was the inspiration for the mafia. They only caught up with him when he was ratted out by one of his own and a hit was conducted by the Romans. And how about his demise, crucified with nails through him. Nails in that age were expensive so it's probably bullshit they wasted them on him - a hairy Neil from The Young Ones, and having watched Monty Pythons Meaning of Life it didn't look that bad anyway so why does everyone piss and moan about it so much.

The amount of suffering that has gone, and continues to go on in the world, and where are ya cunt? You'd reckon he might've come back by now and said " fucken ease up, knock that shit off or I'll get the the old man to send a bolt of lightning up your arse ". But no, fucken zip. I'll bet the poor cunts that perished in the Qld floods would send you a huge cheerio, you helped them out didn't you. '

So Jesus wins this week's Chad Medal. If he's improved the world, how fucken bad was it before? Have a good birthday next week ya cunt, ( must be a bastard having your birthday on Xmas, you'd only get one lot of pressies ) and don't rush back we know you must be a busy man doing .......................................