Week 18 Winner

The winner of the Eugene for this week is the Adelaide City Council. What a pack of smarmy,out of touch cunts they are. Twice in recent times they have proposed upping parking charges, at an event in Victoria Park and the UParks. I thought you dumbfucks were supposed to trying to get more people into the city, that's a fucken ripper of a way to do it. A bunch of piss weak wanna be politicians who let themselves be controlled like a fucken muppet by crusty, piss stained old cunts who will be dead in 5 years. Hey Stephen Yarwood, get your slug out of Anne Moran's gob, zip yourself up and have a good look at what the fuck you aren't doing - your fucking job. Yeah lets spend $24 million on redeveloping Victoria Square, cracker of an idea that. Great idea to encourage people to swarm to a place that is boxed in by trams, buses and fucken cars, have you got shares in SA Ambulance dickhead? And even if this was a plausible idea no cunt could afford to go and spend money there because you cunts made it too fucking expensive to park your car in the city! Fucken wankers the lot of em.
So that leaves us with the winner of The Chad Medal for this week. I'd say this peckerhead continues to shoot himself in the foot but he's that thick he'd miss. He's more the sort of bloke who looks down the barrel of the gun to see why it isn't working and promptly blows his own head off. It's Stephen Rowe. An arse licker of the Camry Cows, one of the worst assistant coaches since Matthew Knights, Norwood mascot, talentless radio hack, the bastard child of Elmer Fudd and Porky Pig. And just to top things off someone in the SANFL thought it was a top idea to appoint him as chairman of selectors for the SA 'state'team against WA recently. It shows how little the SANFL think of the concept, it would be like appointing Georgie McGuinness as a political speechwriter, oh fuck that's right, good move Isobel. Or having Nicole Cornes run for political office, ah fucken hell, uuum Julia Gillard Prime Minister? I don't reckon old fucken snoozer was pumping the breaks when he decided on some of the pus that was selected in the team, more like pumping his cock. Luke Jarrad vice captain, it's not the SA shirt lifters for fucksake. James Miekeljohn, has been injured for a fair smack of the early part of season and has played like a busted arse since. Robert Shirley, they would've been better off with Shirley Strauchan post helicopter crash. How was it that the eagles were so well represented when they have been a fucking joke all season you fucken balloon snot? By making this clown chairman of selectors the SANFL made a mockery of the game, the cunt can't even tie his own shoelaces for fucksake let alone pick a footy side. Did you even know half of the players you were selecting dickhead or did you buy a footy budget and guess. Never mind snoozer they beat the might of the WAFL team containing such stars as ........... ahhh is Poly Farmer still playing? Imagine if you'd picked a team on form, but that wouldn't make sense would it fucknut. Take your award and stick it up your arse.