Week 17 nominations

• Adam O'Grady - when asked by the Advertiser what his favourite lamb dish is, he replied, "I don't like lamb at all."  You cockhead, what true blue Aussie doesn't like lamb?
• Port Power - after losing 6 straight and being smashed in contested possessions, they bring in serial hard-ball avoider, Danyle Pearce.
• Greece - for fucksake you lazy cunts, pull ya greasy heads in, pay ya bills and let us all move on.
• Jay Weatherill - the smarmy little cunt has taken off where Media Mike left off and has his snout firmly in the trough in London. 
• Phil Aspinall - SANFL commentator named his state team on 5RPH on Thursday night and named only two Norwood players - Zorzi and Batsanis both on the bench - despite Norwood being undefeated.  And what about his centre-line - Jarrad Allan Rsywyck - the Sydney Swifts centre-line would be licking their lips at the prospect of coming up against those three fuckarse.
• Michael Clarke - for having a secret wedding.  Yeah, it was so fucking secret that the wedding pictures were on the front page of every paper in Australia.  Dickhead.
• Kyly Clarke - for fucksake, learn to spell ya name, Kyly ya kunt.
• Julia Gillard - the lying cow has assured Aussie Rules fans that there will be no Federal election on AFL Grand Final Day in 2013.  She also assured her fellow Western Bulldogs fans that there will be no appearance by them on Grand Final Day also.
• Mark Griffin - did you ever work for the Health Services Union?
• Craig Thomson - did you lend your credit card to Mark Griffin?
• John Travolta - did Craig Thomson lend you his credit card?
• Mary Kennedy - carrying on the long line of dead Kennedys. 
• Liverpool - oh my god, they killed Kenny!
• Bill Shorten - the odds have shortened that he'll knife Julia.
• Miranda Kerr - broke down in tears after being named Australia's most stylish woman.  The runner-up - Luke Jarrad - also broke down in tears when she broke a finger nail.
• Whitney Houston's family - for getting their own reality tv show.  For fucksake, what is it going to be called, Crack Whores?
• Marc Murphy - Carlton's front-running little ponce.  When the going gets tough, Murphy goes missing. 
• Glen Boss - the cunt is going so bad that he has picked up a ride on Australia's worst racehorse, Vote For Lust.  This fuckwit of a horse has had 86 starts without a win. 
• Travis Cloke - for putting a $1 million price tag on his head.  That works out at $1 million per brain cell.  I suppose the punnet head wants to be paid in $5 notes?
• Wag Nation - easily the worst reality show ever aired on tv.  The slags and sluts of various footballers and rugby meatheads being slags and sluts on tv.  Rivetting.  Can't wait for Being Lara Bingle - how many blow-jobs can Lara give in a half an hour?
• The Wiggles - they are going to hire a female to be the yellow Wiggle.  Luke Jarrad is the front-runner.
• Jeff the Purple Wiggle - thank fuck the cunt has been put to sleep forever. 
• Murray the Red Wiggle - the poor cunt has been forced to retire after a sex tape featuring him, Dorothy the Dinosaur and Wags the Dog surfaced.
• Floyd Mayweather - for having Justin Bieber in his corner.  Baby, baby, baby - fucking bang!!
• Anthony Mundine - really stepping up big-time in the US.  His first fight in the US is against a 41 year-old journeyman, Bronco McKart.  For fucksake, the cunt sounds like he had a support part in Debbie Does Dallas.  Who will Mundine take on next - Joe Frazier?
• Hollywood's newly opened Pooch Hotel - the first guests included Lara Bingle and the stars of Wag Nation.
• Swimmers have killed about 500 fish in a northern Germany lake, with their urine causing algae that poisons marine life. That is piss funny. 
• Joseph W. Pointer - the 51 year-old from Florida arrested for stealing woman's ashes and threatening to snort them.  Well, give him a break, they were Whitney Houston's ashes, afterall.
• Thiago Klimeck - the 27 year-old Brazilian actor who accidentally almost hanged himself while playing the part of Judas in a Passion play.  Thank fuck he didn't have the role of Jesus, he might have ended up crucifying himself.
• The 51 year-old English clergyman who "fell on a potato" while hanging curtains in the nude.  Apparently, he is fond of chip buttys.