Week 37 Winner

The winner of The Chad Medal is that big,fat, tonedeaf cunt Meatloaf. Anyone that saw his 'performance' at the AFL GF would agree that it made Angry Anderson look like the fucken Rolling Stones. So as a tribute to the fucken turd I have concocted a new version of "You took the words right out of my mouth".

It was the AFL Grand Final and the fans were yearning

For the game to start all over the land

Then they heard that fat porker their stomachs were churning

A few shit bars sung

And came the urge to spew through their hands

Demetriou, what the fuck's this whining

$600,000 dollars just for a taste

Of a fat old cunt getting a pocket lining

Cause of you you dago spoon

And for another fucken moment

Another fucken moment

You again laid our great game to waste

The cunt couldn't sing, he was pissfucking weak

The urge to kill rose right around the ground

All he did was shriek, Meatloaf fuck you

Stay the fuck away from our hallowed footy mound

Hey fat cunt shut your pie munching mouth

Listening to you fucken shit me

You made us all want to fucken ralph

And I swear it's true

If I had a harpoon I'd shoot you, fuck you

Meatloaf shut your tonedeaf dribbling mouth

Of this great day you made a mockery

You're that inbred you surely come from the south

So when rellies screw

The results are two toed fuckers just like you, fuck you

You were wobbling and shaking like a whale on the water

And much to supporters chagrin

You just kept going, dogshit you were akin to

Worse than Johnny Young

Worse than Malcolm Fox too

Finding blood in your poo

Even worse than that Amorosi bint

You were licking your lips and the grease was shining

Four and Twenty pies all over your face

You even demolished the fucken paper lining

You fat fucking goon

I was hoping you would drop dead

Hoping you would drop dead

Go right arseup you're a fucking disgrace

So Meatloaf shut your lard slurping mouth

You won the Chad you made us all ralph

You were that shit you must surely support South

Ah fuck I've run out of words that rhyme with mouth

( repeat until the old cunt has one too many pies and collapses like a Sth African scrum)