Summer Series Week 16 Nominees

• The Chad Editor and Laurie Holden - it's autumn now, ya dickheads, and why has week 16 been going for 3 weeks?

• Peter Slipper - for wanting to "sink the slipper" into one of his young male advisers.  The cunt gives new meaning to "Golden Slipper".
• Julia Gillard and Wayne Swan - for sayng it is too early to judge Peter Slipper.  Bullshit, it's not too early to decide that he's a cunt.
• Adelaide petrol prices - at record levels despite the price of oil being lower than when the previous record was set.  Fuck you, Coles and Woolies.
• Shannon - the 20 year-old woman from the US who is addicted to drinking petrol.  Thank fuck for her sake she doesn't live in Adelaide.
• Adelaide Oval bridge - fair dinkum, ya reckon they might be able to go a few metres more and have the bridge cross War Memorial Drive.  A fucking typical half-arsed Adelaide development.
• The Voice, Dancing With The Stars, Australia's Got Talent, Celebrity Apprentice - all are vehicles for c-grade Australian celebrities and talent-less, washed-up overseas cunts like Seal (where is a Canadian hunter with a dirty great big club when you need one). 
• One Direction - where is a Canadian hunter with a dirty great big club when you need one.
• Anthony Lee - the Brisbane father of six broke down in tears when his daughter met One Direction.  For fuck sake, you cockhead, I broke down in tears when my daughter asked me to download the One Direction album. 
•  New Zealand journalists, Jock Anderson and Josie McNaught - for describing Australian soldiers as "lazy bludgers".  Fuck off, wankers.  While our blokes were in the trenches yours would have been too busy fucking sheep.  And talking like deadset retards.  Jock, you are a cock and Josie, fuck off back to the Pussycats.
• Adelaide food outlets - for serving up such culinary delights as "glass in a sandwich", "maggots in a bread roll", and a "rats in the kitchen".  Fries with that, anyone?
• SANFL umpires - for continuing to give charity to the Woodville Spastic Centre Eagles.  Despite both Norwood and North Adelaide thrashing the cunts by 15 goals, the umpires still gave the arseholes more free kicks. 
• Spicks and Specks - if it wasn't for you, Greg Ham would still be singing Down Under rather than Six Feet Under.
• Robin Gibb - the whiny cunt is having trouble, uh, uh, uh, uh, Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive.
• Anders Breivik - the voices in his head told him "don't do it".  Listen to those voices next time, fuckhead.  Do you reckon you might hear the voices of the firing squad when they say,"fire"?
• Eddie McGuire - do you want ya dummy back, ya tripled chinned cunt?
• The Logies - winning the NAB cup has more relevance
• Mathew Newton - how many chances, dickhead?
• Ben Cousins - see Mathew Newton.
• The Crows - it is all going to come unstuck very shortly.  You have beaten GWS, Gold Coast and Western Bulldogs and Mypolonga B-grade.
• Carlton - obviously started listening to their own hype.  Don't believe the hype.
• Michael Clarke - for his article in the Sunday Mail, "Why I am a gambler".  Can't wait for part 2 next, "Why I am a cockhead".
• Li - the Chinese father who buried his son alive for not doing his homework.  Jesus, what would he do if his daughter refused to wash the dishes??
• Mike Tyson - has alleged that he got a female prison guard pregnant while he was in jail.  The guard in question, Joan "The Freak" Ferguson ( who incidentally looks a dead ringer for Peter Slippers missus ), has denied the claims.
• BrettC16flags - Adelaide's most vocal Bombers supporter failed to pick them in this week's footy tipping competition against Carlton.  Chad!!
• Ninmsn - for their enlightening question, "who is the richest - Jay Z or P Diddy?"  Or more apt question would be, "who is the biggest cockhead?"
• A-League - who gives a shit?
• Apple, Google and Pixar - for being sued for colluding to keep staff salaries low.  I googled "cunt" and Google was the top search result.  I can't wait for the new ICunt from Apple and Pixar's new film, Cunt Story 4.
• Marie Harris - 30 year-old mother of 8 who died from a heart attack.  Her partner is blaming  Coca Cola for her death because she regularly drank 10 litres of Coke per day.  No shit sherlock.  But I'd say it was her absolute stupity that caused her death.  She was consuming the equivalent of a kilogram of sugar per day.  No surprises to find she is from New Zealand.
• Anders Holmdahl - is going to court to appeal against compulsory voting. Anders ( Jarryd) said that of the 8 countries he's lived in he's only had to vote in two. Funny how this fuckwit has lived in 8 different countries, they findout you're a fuckwit and deport you? We've already exceeded our quota, Gillard, Abbot, Swan, Hockey just to name a few. If you don't like the way we run our country FUCK OFF. Ok fuckhead, whilst we're at it lets hold a voluntary referendum - who thinks Anders Holmdahl should be sent to Afghanistan wearing a tshirt saying 'The Taliban love cock'?
• Coronation Street - yeah it's still going, it's older than Susan Boyle's beef curtains. Apparently a 14yr old girl bashed her mum to death after seeing it on Corro. I think the most disturbing thing about this story is that a 14 yr old is watching that shit, Coronation Street is designed to appeal to one demographic only - grizzled, piss stained old cunts who think Sir Alf Ramsey should still be England manager and that Paul McCartney fellow is nothing but a scruffy scallywag.
• Andrew Demetriou - what's good for the goose is good for the gander right? Dead fucken wrong, after hanging Matt Rendell out by his nuts for a misinterpreted quote Wogboy has defended his useless cunt of a sidekick Jason "deepthroat" Mifsud for letting his mate Grant Thomas know about some supposed info he was told in confidence by a Melbourne player relating to racial discrimination at the club. Isn't this the same prick that squealed on Rendell and got that wrong too? But this prick keeps his job, ya want to know why he survived and Rendell got the chop - check out their skin colour.
• Alcoholics Anonymous - At their recent National Conference Gala Dinner served piss. Coincidentally on the same night the Annual Sexpo Conference Gala Dinner was held with Georgie McGuinness as MC.
• The Australian Federal Govt - have still not paid up entitlements to Aussie diggers who formed part of the occupying force in Hiroshima post WW2. 90% of the poor cunts that have died have died of cancer. Now ya don't have to be a fucken rocket surgeon to work out what caused that so why have Government after Government, both Labor and Liberal, not paid them their dues? Pay up you cunts.
• Mitchell Johnson - ya wonder why he can't get a gig in the Aussie cricket team, check out the recent Betts and Betts catalogue, he's spending more time dressing up like Tom Hanks in 'Philadelphia' than learning how to get the ball on the fucken pitch. The only cunt that thought there wasn't anything wrong with him dressing up like an AIDS riddled poof was Molly Meldrum, and even he stuck Nick Reiwoldts head over Johnsons whilst having a few 'Tom Hanks'.
• The Property Council of Australia - have encouraged the Adelaide City Council to promote vibrant laneways in the city at night.. Get fucked, laneways in the city after dark are designed for spewing up 23 beers and a yiros, taking a piss, or getting a gobbie from that fat sheila you just picked up in a nightclub and don't want to take back to your joint.
• Reverend Martin McVeigh - Catholic Priest ( wonder where this is fucken going hey? ) who, whilst making presentations to parents on their kids upcoming first confession ended up showing a computer slideshow of gay porn. Martin said a mistake had been made and apologised to the parents and nephew Mark, who was featured in the video wearing nothing but his Essendon jumper.  
• Pakistani Courts - have sentenced Osama Bin Ladens three widows and two daughters to 45 days in jail for living illegally there and then plan to deport them after they get out. Lucky the yanks blew the old mans head off or they never would've found them.
• The Foxtel Cup - after watching a bit of West Perth trounce the Ken fucking McGregor led Ainslie in front on 14 people, I have come to the conclusion that it is indeed a wonderful competition that in no way makes you want to go to AFL house and club Andrew Demetriou like ( a baby) seal.
•  The Logies - If you ever needed confirmation that it's a bigger farce than a Cornes paternity test, that Hamish fucker won, he's as funny as the fucken carbon tax.
• The female Jabba the Hut impersonator at Etihad Stadium last week's game between St Kilda and the Western Bulldogs - they're trying to encourage the younger generation to get to the footy and this fucken horror ( picture this - 5ft nothing tall and ya couldn't tell where her guts ended and her tits started ) starts calling out to a young bloke 20 rows in front on her to turn around ( in hindsight The Chad Editor may not have helped when he yelled out "hey you in the beanie, I reckon that fat sheila back there wants to fuck ya, actually I'm not sure if she wants to fuck ya or eat ya but either way you're fucked mate ), forcing him to leave before the end of the game.
• The Suburb of Collingwood - if you're in Melbourne take the No.86 tram ( don't pay for the cunt though, no bastard does ) down Smith St in Collingwood. Take a stroll down the street and you'll see why some people should be drowned like kittens at birth. Cunts getting off trams and talking to shop windows and every third doorstep smelling like piss, that's gene's we don't need in the community.