The Chad Week 6

Nominations for the Chad Medal Week 6 are:

• Creedence Clearwater - for touring without the man who is Creedence Clearwater Revival, their singer, song-writer and guitarist, John Fogarty


• The Australian test cricket team - for being bowled out for 88


• Shane Watson - for coming out onto the field giggling like a school girl after the Australians were bowled out for 88


• The Adelaide Zoo's Macaw - for not making a complete escape


• Paul Briggs - for dogging his "fight" against Danny Green


• Stephen Rowe and Graham Cornes - for asking the most inane, boring and cliched questions when interviewing Crows and Power players


• Dean Jones - for playing one too many rash shots


• Mathew Knights, Scott Camporeale, Ashley Prescott - Essendon's brainstrust, with a collective IQ of 1


• Michael Quinn - the worst player ever to play for Essendon, even worse than Mark Fraser


• Jason Akermanis - for not knowing when to shut his cakehole


• Kevin Sheedy - see Akermanis


• Bob Brown - for spending too much time hugging trees and rogering endangered species


• Michael Voss - for signing Fev and Xavier Clarke


• Steve Gorganas - vote for Julia Rudd


• Kym Dillon - for being less funny than Hamish and Andy


• Tony Abbott - for making Daryl Somers appear to have personality


• Julie Gillard - is she using Media Mike's spin doctor? Moving Australia forward...


• Tony Dey - white maggott extraordinaire, his third nomination


• South Adelaide Football Club - for installing lights at Hickinbotham Oval - as if anyone is going to attend night football at that shit hole


• The Crows 19th man - 40,000 people and not one brain between them
• Muttiah Muralitharan - his second nomination. 800 wickets and not one legitimate delivery. An a-grade cheat.
• The ICC - see Muttiah
• Rudi Koertzen - see the ICC